What is found in the i of the pi, this transcendental ghost in righteous distress which evades indentured minds crusading upon the evanescent continuum of truth. Will pi raised to e reveal To Be as the definite cause or just an infinite pause? Is the root of two an insipid brew seasoned by tricks of a scholastic crew? Is zero a point from which all things trend about a circular path where there is no end? What will be found in the i of the pi, this revenant presence which haunts the restless conscience of mortality mired helplessly far from the precipice of reason. Will they find love at the end of i? Will peace and grace be resolved by pi? Does providence wait at the limit of x? Will rational pursuit find the equation for WHY? Châz