They say life isn’t fair – But for those who don’t care – They are willing to share – With nothing to spare – I’m a cook without a book – A cuisine often nice – But never to dare – The same recipe twice – Gardens abound my simple chateau – Bestowing with joy as they continue to grow – Tomatoes are slow – Herbs I do know – I can’t speak French – But I read Figaro – My guitar stands afar – But this remains true – Life’s chords still ring clear – There are more than a few – They say life isn’t fair – But for those who don’t care – They are willing to share – With nothing to spare – I can’t drive a train – But I can fly a plane – Over mountains, still shore, frivolous terrain – When the Net was a bet – With HTML and Excel – I was one of the first – To cast the first spell – They say life isn’t fair – But for those who don’t care – They are willing to share – With nothing to spare – Expect little from life they said callous and cold – Expect little in life the academics foretold – Expect little from life some even cajoled – Expect little in life is a future untold – But for all I have learned through trial and error – And for those who will listen I am eager to share – Spare lust, distrust, greed, despair – For it is only through love that life will serve fare – Châz